Oh well too late I already have
one, but now I am thinking about getting another. Because, once again I was
standing in front of my full length mirror after taking a shower, and thought
to myself (I don’t know why we always say “and thought to myself” who else are
we going to think to), anyway, I have a tattoo on my right arm, and I thought
to anybody who wanted to listen, that I looked lopsided, so why not get another
for the left arm. I could get one on my back or chest or leg or any other part
of my body, but this won’t cure my perceived lopsidedness from which I am
suffering from. One place to find Tattoo Designs is online and with some great research I should be able to get a design of my liking.
I know a fellow from many years ago who had a tattoo of a fly
done on his best friend, if you know what I mean, but when it was flaccid it
looked like a little beauty spot, he told me that he had to get himself erect
so the tattooist could do his job. I don’t know about anyone else but I am
pretty sure that I wouldn’t be able to keep an erection while a needle was
piercing my skin 10,000 times a second or whatever the speed is.
To continue, not being able to
think of any reason not to get another, I said to myself (because there was
nobody else to say it to) yes go get another tattoo. Now what design will i
choose, the one i have is a very nicely done heart with my wife’s name across
it. I got this one done by a young lady in Darwin, just across the street from
the Love Shop. I remember the love shop but not the name of the tattoo parlour,
isn’t that strange.
I could have a fierce looking
one, a dragon, a snake, or some such animal, but that wouldn’t be conducive to
the one that i already have. So artistically i would still be lopsided. I could
get one of her pictures copied onto my skin, but i have seen this done many
times and have never seen one that actually looked like the person it was
supposed to be. I could imagine getting that done and going home to show my
wife my new tattoo, and her saying who is that it’s not me, do you have a
girlfriend, etc, etc, just give me a sharp knife and let me do the job myself,
because if i came home with a tattoo of someone else, or so she thinks, i might
as well commit suicide.
The dilemma, how can I keep both of us happy, the answer
was brilliant in its simplicity. We have a small business and the logo we have
on our business cards is that of an eagle in flight, eureka, I will get the
same logo tattooed on my left arm.
To sum up, if you are going to
get a tattoo, whether it be you first or the last in a line of many, remember
you are stuck with it. Yes you can have it removed but why get it removed, if
you have thought long and hard about the design. The only people who have
tattoos removed are the ones who put very little thought into its positioning
and design. I subscribe to the theory that tattooing is an art form.